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Lap It Up
Rating: 2 Stars
Video 10/Blade Productions. Produced and directed by Blade Thompson. Cast includes Michael Vista, Michael Vespa, Hank Hightower, and Steve Pierce.<b
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This is one of those Blade Thompson opuses where producer/director Thompson personally regales us with maddening sound bites before every segment. "You're about to watch a video that's very hot and exciting!" he pants. "This first scene is really hot!" The intros raise the suspicion that if Thompson stopped congratulating himself long enough to direct, some of the sexual fast food he slaps together might rise above lukewarm. The theme here is, as Thompson piquantly explains, "guys who like to eat cum, oh yeah!" At the end, our host himself produces a dollop of jizz that he appears to eat, though an edit suggests the substance could be cornstarch.