December 2001 Cover
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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Oh, Solo Mio!
Rating: 1 Star
Produced by Toby Ross. Directed by Steve Jerome. Videography by Jerry Stevens and Ross Berlin. Starring Adam Wolfe, Baron Long, Chris Young, Jack Lynch, Tristan Michales, and Jeffrey Allan.
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The box promises "Six Hot Italians," but nobody in the cast looks stereotypically Mediterranean, or uses an Italian pseudonym. (Tristan Michales's surname seems less indicative of ethnicity than of inability to spell.) In half
a dozen amateurishly edited jerkoff loops, the models strip, pose, strut around, masturbate with varying degrees of enthusiasm, or stand there looking stunned. There's more sexual excitement in the 2001 Prince Spaghetti
calendar. Nobody speaks; the unrelenting, crappy music tracks sound pillaged from rejected demo tapes. When Jeffrey Allan shucks his shorts and climbs a tree, you can't help wondering if the perpetrators of this misadventure live there.
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