Rick Ritter in The Florida Erection... Nobody Likes Bush (All Worlds)
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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
The Florida Erection
Rating: 3 Stars
Produced by Dan Cross. Written and
directed by Bud Light. Edited by
Andrew Rosen. Music by The
Bowling Green. Starring Rick Ritter,
Ryan Chandler, Kaleb Hayes, Tuck
Johnson, Lance Landers,
Jason Nichols, Dillon Pierce, Enrico
Vega, Tanner Hayes, Brandon
James, Anthony Cox, Lana Luster,
and Kevin Glover.
How to order
Deadly Democrat Al Bore, or repulsive Republican George W. Gush: which Presidential candidate will prevail? It all depends on the voters of Florida's Seminal County.
Driving through the subtropical night with a truckload of Seminal ballot boxes, Dillon Pierce is stopped and detained by Enrico Vega, a cop who serves Governor Jeb Gush (Anthony Cox, in a brief cameo), the
Republican candidate's treacherous brother. As Pierce has semi-coerced sex with Vega in the back of his van, scores of yet-to-be-counted Seminal ballots are spattered with semen.
Despite assurances by Florida Secretary of State Drag Queen Harris (Lana Luster) that her state does not believe in "wasting time" tallying votes, the jizz-damaged ballots are hand-counted under the watchful eyes
of Republican and Democratic observers Ryan Chandler and Tuck Johnson, who, in a rare show of bipartisan spirit, succumb to the charms of vote-counter Tanner Hayes and take turns fucking him. Eventually, before the
Supreme Court determines that an accurate vote count would threaten democracy, Bore (Rick Ritter and Gush (Kaleb Hayes) meet, compare penises, and have sex on a conference table. Glowing with deadpan stupidity, Ritter and
Hayes are both funny and hot.
There are four full-fledged sex scenes, a solo for corrupt judge Jason Nichols, and a sexual blackout sketch. Rushed into production in December 2000,
The Florida Erection sometimes feels slapped together. But when Drag Queen Harris sings "The Star-Spangled Banner" as gubernatorial spooge gushes over her face, director Bud Light
(Devil Is a Bottom) fuses sex and humor with keen satirical skill.
This video could be used to explain the difference between "obscene" and "pornographic" to anti-sex moralists-- Utah porn czar Paula Houston, for one-- who sometimes confuse the two terms. The 2000 Presidential election
was obscene; The Florida Erection is just pornographic.
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