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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
I Know Who You Blew Last Summer
Rating: 3 Stars
Written and produced by Dak King. Edited and directed by Michael Zen. Videography by Kaiser. Music by Rock Hard. Starring Tommy Saxx, Christopher Scott, Blake Harper, Marco Antonio, Lucas James,
Paul Morgan, Scott Davis, Alex Wilcox, and Josh Holiday.
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"I think I have a problem," frets collegiate swimmer Tommy Saxx to Christopher Scott, his sympathetic coach. Saxx fears his penis is freakishly small. "Could you take a look at me," he asks, whipping out a handsome
length of cock, "and see if I'm deformed?" When Scott assures him his appendage is at the high end of normal, Saxx begs to see Scott's for purposes of comparison. Within seconds, swimmer and coach are trading passionate
blow jobs with the understanding that this incident can never be repeated and must remain their secret.
This funny, hot, deftly staged black-and-white prologue gets
I Know Who You Blew Last Summer off to a nimble start. Then, when Saxx is blackmailed by Assistant Coach Blake Harper, the story aspect of
this story-driven video soon sinks like a rock. It's especially weird when Harper hatches a second plot, threatening to expose as gay two members of this particular swim team, which seems, after all, to be a well-adjusted gang
of horny, out big fags. Clad in caps, goggles, and red Lycra racing suits offering unimpeded opportunities to compare penis size, these L.A. mermen would seem at home prancing about on a lifeguard float at an Aussie
gay Mardi Gras.
Narrative brain-death aside, this Michael Zen production meets its ace director's customary standards of technical excellence, and much of the sex is superb. Christopher Scott, who in some recent roles
has resembled the ghost of Jean Cocteau, is in splendid shape here. Filled out and toned, he's a dynamic sexual performer and a plausible love object. Harper's encounter with Marco Antonio, played out against an erotic
fight sequence running on a giant video monitor, has edginess and momentum. A three-way in which Josh Holiday is stripped, shaved, and fucked by Alex Wilcox and Scott Davis earns the applause it receives from
peeping teammates. (This initiation scene is newcomer Holiday's welcome debut as a porn performer.) Alas, the most remarkable sex sequence, which brings the entire cast together for a swimming-pool orgy filled with
tantalizing underwater shots, is thrown away under closing credits. You want Chi Chi LaRue to show up, kick the words off your screen, and give this roiling montage continuity and definition.
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