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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Mount Jack
Rating: 2 Stars
Produced by Dan Cross. Directed by Peter O'Brian.
Written and photographed by Jett Blakk. Edited by
Ann Igma. Starring Jacob Slader, Chad Thomas,
Caleb Carter, Dick James, Johnny Morrelli, Kent
Larson,
Pete Lancer, and Any Hunter.
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Following a hiking trail into the forest, boyfriends Jacob Slader and Chad Thomas pass a cruising spot where crafty-eyed Caleb Carter leans invitingly against a tree. Thomas, who probably never did any Scouting and doesn't
even know enough to conserve his water supply, wants to double back and fool around. His friend is appalled. "This is the wilderness," says Slader, raising the specter of lions and tigers and bears, oh my. "You have to take it
seriously, or else it will bite you in the ass!"
"I'm going back to the car," Thomas sneers. On the way, he reencounters Carter, who by this time is getting orally milked by handsome, dark-haired Dick James. At the end of a routine though peppy three-way,
Thomas wanders off in a post-orgasmic trance and gets lost. Beginning to wilt, he discards a bandana soaked with semen and sweat. A bear (or the nose of an old bearskin rug-- "Oh my," you may think), approaches the bandana
with famished whuffling sounds, and decides it's found the spoor of something tasty.
Meanwhile, when Slader reports Thomas missing, Forest Ranger Johnny Morrelli, wise and paternal, explains that industrial pollutants have triggered an uptick in bear attacks. Various people set off in search of the
missing hiker, pausing for sex that should have been more interesting, given a competent cast and the promise of bear intervention. Slader finally sets off alone with a borrowed rifle and finds Thomas just in time to scare away
the predatory bruin, represented this time by stock footage. The inevitable post-rescue sex scene is neither bad nor necessarily worth the wait.
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