May 1999 Cover
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By
Cody Campbell
Even Steven
Rating: 2 Stars
Video 10/ Videospoon. Written and
directed by Toby Ross. Starring Scott
Tinpleton, Cliff Alexander, Glenn
Chambers, Robbie Taylor, Miles Andrew,
and Eric Irons.<
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In a word: scary. Newcomer Scott Tinpleton plays an obnoxiously arrogant suburban waif, convinced that everyone wants him. He cruises Chicago's Lincoln
Park, determined to snag his fantasy man, Cliff Alexander. But Cliff has other ideas, and goes home with Glenn Chambers. These two muscle boys retire to
Chambers' apartment for a night of hot sex. Alexander tears open Chambers' shirt to reveal a studded leather harness, and the two move from the living room to the shower
where Chambers takes Alexander from behind.
"In my dreams I feel wilder, kinkier..." our spurned hero says, lying on his bed in a leather harness and caressing his face with a whip as if applying Maybelline.
He gives us a driving tour of gay Chicago while searching for his elusive prey: "Cliff man, where are you?" he whines butchly. "I can't drive out there all night." Good.
Go home then. No wonder Cliff's not interested: this guy's a pain. He sees a bar acquaintance (Robbie Taylor) going home with Miles Andrew and fantasizes about
their sweaty, passionate sex. The final sex scene, between Tinpleton and the almost completely hairless Eric Irons (it's a bit unsettling) is the least interesting of three.
Violent lighting changes with morgue hues and jittery camerawork make this more like a horror film than a porn video. Cheesy special effects, schmaltzy
muzak, and a badly dubbed soundtrack beg for the use of the mute button. Each hideously loud slurping blow job sounds like pigs feeding in a trough. It's hard to sit
through this without wanting to laugh or scream.
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