October 2004 Cover
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J.W. Jowers sounds like an interesting man, at first. He's 22. He's a "laborer." Mmmmm.
He's charged with "lewd and lascivious behavior"-- my favorite kind.
Two cops caught him jacking off in a park in Inverness, Florida, and arrested him.
In the last paragraph of its little story on Jowers, the Ocala, Florida,
Star-Banner reveals that the two cops are what it calls "female." Thus J.W., who had sounded so promising at first, appears to be just a common, ordinary heterosexual.
But the apparatus who sent the clipping says that the little story itself is historic; it's the first time the
Star-Banner has used the word "masturbating." How any paper, especially in Florida, can have portrayed reality this long without using the word "masturbating" is
beyond me.
Inevitably, the Star-Banner is known locally as the
Star-Blunder, the apparatus writes.
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