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Hung Country for Young Men
Rating: 3 Stars
Written and produced by John Tegan. Directed by Chris Steele. Videography by Ross Cannon. Editing and music by Joe Wilson. Starring Dylan Wood, Kyle York, Rod Daily, Tyler Saint, Trystian Sweet, Rocky Houston, Kevin Cavalli, and Tommy Blade.
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The setting is the US southwest, and the chief antagonists are a sheriff and a mysterious stranger, but no other echoes of Cormac McCarthy and the Coen brothers lurk in this efficient, sometimes savory sampling of sagebrush-scented porn. The young drifter portrayed here by Rocky Houston -- a dark-blond hunk with a come-hither gleam in his eye -- has nothing in common with the stun-gun wielding fiend played by Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men -- he's just a petty thief and a sexual con man.

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Arriving in Weed, New Mexico (a town described in voiceover as a "Trailways bathroom break from hell") Houston is nabbed by Sheriff Dylan Wood and thrown in the local lockup. When he's joined there by fellow prisoner Kyle York, it's a matter of moments before Houston is stroking his supine cellmate's urgently stiffening cock. The point is to lure Sheriff Wood into sex as a means of escape (in porn, an old ploy). But Houston takes off in a flash, locking Wood and York in the holding cell. Waiting for help to arrive the next morning, they pass the time sucking and fucking their way through a sequence that doesn't quite make up for the loss of a potentially explosive three-way.

The next day, the scene shifts to a local watering hole managed by Tyler Saint, whose face and physique seem lifted out of Tom of Finland. After a couple of digressions -- an encounter between Saint and delivery guy Tommy Blade, a rapacious men's-room threesome -- the story kicks in again when Saint finds Houston hiding in his storeroom and turns him over to Sheriff Wood, now liberated, drunk, and eager for revenge. After breakneck fucking, Wood coats Houston's thigh with his spooge; before he cuffs the spent, nude sheriff and slips away, Houston's own ejaculation just about coats the whole set.

Wood, who narrates, offers a moral: "Don't let your dick think for you, 'cause that can get you in a heap o' trouble."