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Biker Bang, Parts 1 and 2
Rating: 2 Stars
Directed by Csaba Borbély. Written and photographed by Thomas Bradford. Edited by Alexander Gray. Starring Ted Lauter, Jack Laurel, Tony Magera, Jonathan Collins, Randy Jones, Joe Calderon, Paul Skerritt, Giovanni Winkler, Ted Colunga, Soto Donovan, Enrico Benetti, Janos Volt, Fred Goldsmith, Leslie Manzel, Roberto Giorgio, Chris Russel, Eddie Schulz, José Ganatti, Ted Ashton, Ken Spencer, Andreas Harris, and Luciano Carroll.
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In this two-cassette biker epic, most of the models are Eastern Europeans with buffed, muscular bodies, perfect golden tans, uncircumcised cocks, inanely pseudo-American names, and pasteboard personalities. Many members of the large cast seem interchangeable from the neck down. When a model like the gently hirsute Luciano Carroll finally turns up, it feels like a gift. The eight sex scenes, mostly threesomes and foursomes in biker-specific settings, are banal, static, and plagued with grunts and bleats of phony passion. Jump cuts hop from one carefully posed tableau to the next. In Part 1, the story line has something murky to do with a bike race between gang leaders (Ted Lauter and Randy Jones) and an allegation that one of the bikes was unfairly souped up by mechanic Janos Volt. Part 2 is built around a stolen motorbike. The subtitles have a sufficiently off-the-wall quality to keep some viewers interested. Greetings are translated as "See ya!;" syntax is clubbed senseless. People keep saying things like "It's enough of talk," and "We will tune-up a bit the cylinder head!" It's a kind of Dadaist poetry.