|
|
 |
The porno quiz that separates hard-core fans from fast-forwarders
By
Ed Karvoski, Jr.
Circle the correct answer.
1) In what video does Jeff Stryker take a dildo up his butt?
(a) J.S. Big Time
(Stryker Production, 1995)
(b) The Tease
(Stryker Production, 1994)
(c) Ten Plus, Vol. 2
(Video 10, 1994)
2) In Beach Blanket Boner (Big Entertainment Video, 1992), what does Chris Stone pour over a boner before going down on it?
(a) beer
(b) champagne
(c) Gatorade
3) Who portrays a dual role as father and son (both gay) in
Body Search (HIS Video, 1993)?
(a) Rick Bolton
(b) Tom Katt
(c) Steve Regis
4) In The Diamond Stud (Sierra Pacific Video, 1996), Rick Thomas portrays a rock star who is secretly gay. Who plays his straight bodyguard?
(a) Steve Marks
(b) J.T. Sloan
(c) Rip Stone
5) Who plays a rock star in The Insiders (B.I.G. Video, 1995)?
(a) Bo Summers
(b) Alec Powers
(c) Cutter West
6) In The Ivy League (Jim Steele Video, 1992), how much money does Rick Patriot offer Brian Yates to see him strip?
(a) $100
(b) $500
(c) $1000
7) In Midnight Run (Jock Videos, 1994), Justin Bailey plays a flight attendant with a one-night layover in...
(a) Miami
(b) San Francisco
(c) West Hollywood
8) In Jumper (HIS Video, 1991), Ryan Yeager plays an angel who returns to Earth. In what city does he appear?
(a) Miami
(b) San Francisco
(c) West Hollywood
9) Also in Jumper, David Rockmore asks angel Ryan Yeager, "Where do you want to sleep?" Yeager replies, "With you. I don't ___ ."
(a) bite
(b) snore
(c) put out
10) Playing a doctor in Physical Exam (Closeup Production, 1995), who gives very thorough examinations?
(a) Dallas Taylor
(b) Chance Caldwell
(c) Eduardo
11) In The Male Triangle (HIS Video, 1995), who suffers from amnesia and doesn't remember that he's Chip Daniels's lover?
(a) Johnny Rey
(b) Johnny Rahm
(c) Hunter Scott
12) In what video does Kevin Young answer the door and deliver the following line? "I completely forgot I was completely naked."
(a) Acapulco Dreaming
(LeSalon, 1990)
(b) I Love Foreskin
(Tiger Media, 1990)
(c) Screwing Screw Ups
(In Hand Video, 1991) **
Answers-- 1. (b) The Tease; 2. (a) beer; 3. (a) Rick Bolton; 4. (a) Steve Marks; 5. (a) Bo Summers; 6. (b) $500; 7. (b) San Francisco; 8. (c) West Hollywood; 9. (b) snore; 10. (a) Dallas Taylor; 11. (a) Johnny Rey; 12.
(a) Acapulco Dreaming
| Author Profile: Ed Karvoski, Jr. |
| Ed Karvoski Jr. is the author of
All-Male: Quirky Quotes, Intimate
Interviews, and Tantalizing Trivia from
the Most Desired Men on Earth
(Kensington Books) |
| Email: |
edkarvoskijr@prodigy.net |
| Website: |
www.edkarvoskijr.com |
You are not logged in.
No comments yet, but
click here to be the first to comment on this
Magazine Article!
|
