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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Rookies
Rating: 2 Stars
Produced by Brian Randall. Photographed, edited,
and directed by Matt Black and Richard Capuano.
Music by J.D. Slater. Starring Benji, Seth Williamson,
Jesse, Tony, Hamish,
Clinton Williamson, Kia, Liam, Heath Chapell, Alex,
and Aidan.
How to order
This Australian mixed bag is subtitled "Filthy
Amateur Jocks," but apart from presenting a
yoga-accented workout sequence with a single
model in an empty gym, and tossing off a smidgen
of cricket, co-directors Matt
Black and Richard Capuano make no attempt to
place the action in an athletic context. Sex-play is
confined to a locker room that might belong to a
sex club or sauna. There are three threesomes and
a foursome; all four episodes
merge in your brain as you watch.
The most successful segment is the opener,
in which the lone, lean yoga guy is drawn into a
three-way; it's the only scene that's shaped and
paced. (It's also the only scene where fucking isn't
omitted or thrown
away.) Elsewhere, the sex heats up, then dies on
the screen, then heats up again, then fizzles. In the
second scene, whose nadir is a stretch where
everyone just stays in place and wanks and wanks
and wanks, fans of Mike
Esser's superior Red Centre may recognize
its remarkable lead, appearing here-- wasted-- as
"Clinton Williamson." The most
memorable rookie is Heath Chapell, whose mouth
looks (and acts) like a rubber sex toy; he
accordingly
gets three oral cumshots. The second of these,
however, takes so much time to achieve that you
may wonder whether the fat-dicked model, Kia, is
ever going to pop his load at all.
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