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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Passions of War, Part 4: Maneuvers
Rating: 1 Star
Directed by Eugene. Videography by Zsolt
Tesząri and Roberto. Edited by Gabriel.
Starring Kevin Cage, Claudio Antonelli, Enrique
Gardinelli, Glenn Santoro, Andreas
Harris, Alfredo Castaldo, Antonio Carrigan, Evan
Rochelle, Axel Anderson, Ken Spencer, and Fredy
Costa.
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New installments of Blue Lagoon's Passions of
War keep plopping off the Eastern European gayporn assembly line. If this latest volume was meant to surpass the awfulness of its predecessors, it succeeds. Having survived
a surreal New Year's Eve orgy in Passions of War, Part
3, pseudonymous director Eugene's troop of Euroclones is back at their rock-strewn coastal military base, where everyone pursues a regimen of pointless
training exercises and zombie sex. On the soundtrack, besides the usual Sousa marches, we hear George Gershwin's "Strike Up the Band," Meredith Willson's "76 Trombones," and at one delirious point, what could be outtakes
from the score of Thoroughly Modern Millie.
The sex arrives via jump cut after 16 minutes of drill footage interspersed with shots of sun-baked scenic coastline. After the first five minutes of joyless, lifeless, calisthenic coupling, you may crave more glimpses
of armed, uniformed cretins jog-trotting up and down dusty roads. Some of those exercises are intriguing; the drill sergeant's favorite march command is
left-left-left-right-left. (Try that one at home.) But the most
brow-furrowing aspect of Passions of War, Part
4 is the mystery of why All Worlds Video wants to distribute such dreck.
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