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October 2004 Cover
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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Huge Cocks at the Beach
Rating: 1 Star
Produced and directed by Max Delong.
Edited by Max Delong and Jay Tee. Starring
Max Delong, Bobby Brennan, Bobby Tyler,
Will West, Rico Suave, and David Rush.
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Even the most dedicated size queen knows, at heart, that bigger isn't always better. But for Max Delong, whose fat, floppy, 14-inch penis looks like a cross between a tainted
Blutwurst and a wilted utility pole, being bigger justifies some of the scuzziest narcissistic wallows in
the annals of porn-- Hot Jocks vs. Huge Cocks, Monster Cock on
Campus, this atrocity, and others. Every facet of this sub-amateur mishmash reeks, from Delong's creepy posturings in bulging underpants to Muscle Beach footage that might have been shot by a shitfaced tourist.
This video seems to have been created by and for the undead. A few hapless members of the cast could pass for living, functioning humans, even the mouth-breathing doofus who has Tweetie Bird emblazoned on his butt, but everything Delong lays his hands on slips into a
mangy, zombified half-life. In some shots, a poster advertising Milos Forman's film
The People vs. Larry Flynt appears in the background. It's hard to say whether or not this is some kind of homage to Flynt, but in
Huge Cocks at the Beach Delong accomplishes what no one else has: he
makes the sleazemeister of Hustler look like a class act.
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