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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Marco Rain, who looks like what would happen if Giorgio Armani launched a line of naked men, leans languidly against a blood-red wall, fondling his tight, buff body, stroking his big, hard cock, and
longing for membership in his local secret pole-and-hole society. In a voice-over that sounds read by someone standing just off camera, we hear his thoughts: "...my friend Paul told me about the gang. The White Walls Gang... a
group of guys in my town who hang out together and have sex together. There's just one requirement to be a member of the gang. You have to be hot. Very Hot."
The White Wall Gang's standards of "hot" are sometimes baffling, however. And though these (white) guys may all hang out together, they stick to having sex in pairs. For reasons beyond analysis,
their clothing, props and furniture are as white as their walls; this convention wears out its welcome quickly. First we're treated to Paul Carrigan grappling with Dom Sinclair in a white shower stall; then to Dakota Blaze
and refrigerator-shaped Joey Stevens in an uninspired fling in a white locker room; then to Matt Windsor and Tanner Reeves going at each other with relative conviction amid white plastic chairs and a white ladder on a field
of white; then Chaz Carlton and Antonio in another bleached-out locker-room duet. Then, before the closing credits, Rain completes his solo against that mercifully red background.
This opus should be called Vanilla. Most of the sex is relentlessly bland. The voice-overs are inane. The thunky-chunky music might have come from a rehearsal session of the Morlock Philharmonic. Worst
of all, White Walls is amateurishly shot and lit, with rancid color that turns flesh tones into bright scorched olive. Its presentation of certain performers is unflattering and crude. Some shots reduce Dom Sinclair's penis to a tube of raw liver, and Joey Stevens's face to a likeness of the late Anne Ramsey (of Throw Mama from the Train). No video featuring Rain, Carrigan, Sinclair, Reeves, Windsor, and Carlton could be all bad, but
White Walls tries to be, and doesn't miss its goal by much.
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