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August 1999 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Dawn has read that a father in Shelton, Connecticut, has asked school officials to change his daughter's school bus route. Seems pop is upset that the bus pulls up
beside a replica of Michelangelo's David. "The view she was getting was from the navel down," whines the down-on-dick dad. "If she were looking at the guy's face, it
would be a different story." An art dealer in town told the phobic father to relax and "be glad it's not a statue of Goliath." Though amused by the asininity of the
controversy, Dawn laments that the poor girl in the case is getting a rotten start on healthy sexual values from a father embarrassed by his own dick.
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