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Nov '08
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Wall Street walker
By: Dawn Ivory
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Madame X has reported developed a package for former Masters of the Universe: humiliation via "domestic service training" |
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Nov '08
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Will u b mine?
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"My love for you is like diarrhea, it flows like a river." |
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Nov '08
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Catching 'pre-criminals'
By: Dawn Ivory
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Remotely-diagnosed pulse rate, breathing pattern and facial expressions to detect "pre-criminals" |
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Nov '08
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Sometimes a cigar...
By: Dawn Ivory
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"I can start indulging some bad habits," Frank told the Post. |
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Nov '08
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Black sheep?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Since animals do not legally qualify as "persons" or "individuals," zoophiles in Michigan will not, for the time being, have to inform neighbors, police, and employers of their wooly predilections. |
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Oct '08
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Ouch!
By: Dawn Ivory
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Will we treat prisoners as well as farm-raised mink? |
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Oct '08
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Adventurous siblings
By: Dawn Ivory
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New meaning to 'brotherly love'? |
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Sep '08
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Speaking of P'town...
By: Dawn Ivory
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A perfect encapsulation of the hypocritical self-congratulatory smarminess that infects so many "liberal" institutions and individuals... |
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Sep '08
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Move to France?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Avoid catering to those sexual buzz-kills, the dreaded "families"... |
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Aug '08
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Bible Stories
By: Dawn Ivory
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One
man in Michigan is trying to use the anti-hate-speech rationale against a novel target: Bible publishers
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Aug '08
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Another Twisted Sister?
By: Dawn Ivory
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When Rible is discovered in some highway rest stop woods, his knees dirty and his
face covered with the jizz of seven truckers, a homeless guy, and a chubby convenience store operator from Asbury Park, some will be quick to point an
accusing finger... |
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Jun '08
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Summer's Eve for Butt Pirates
By: Dawn Ivory
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Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry? |
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Jun '08
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Team Spirit
By: Dawn Ivory
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Wienerschnitzel on parade |
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Jun '08
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Spiking the Punch
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Rumor has it that Grace had a vial of LSD with which she planned to spike the Nixon wedding bowl |
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Jun '08
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Young Hustler
By: Dawn Ivory
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The crime meriting years in prison and lifetime registration as a sexually dangerous person? A kiss. |
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May '08
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Briar Patch Ads
By: Dawn Ivory
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"Warning: May result in huge, hard, long lasting erections!" |
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May '08
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Shrink Rap
By: Dawn Ivory
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Why try to be institutionalized? |
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Apr '08
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What Was He Thinking?
By: Dawn Ivory
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What are high-priced whores for if not discretion-minded politicians? |
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Apr '08
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De mortuis nil nisi bonum... Not!
By: Dawn Ivory
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William F. Buckley, Jr.: championing racism and anti-gay bias for decades... |
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Mar '08
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Mediterranean Sensibility
By: Dawn Ivory
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What's the difference between an Italian straight guy and an Italian gay guy? The answer, of course: a bottle of Chianti.... |
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Mar '08
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Less is More?
By: Dawn Ivory
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When viewing porn, Dawn often longs for a wider,
less proctological camera angle... |
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Mar '08
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A Salute to the Log Cabin Clubbers
By: Dawn Ivory
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Romney's exit reflects the rare good sense
of Republican voters who proved they can, at least occasionally, smell the shit when it stinks enough. |
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Mar '08
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Bet on Ted?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Meth-buying, male-whore-hiring, right-wing nut-job Ted Haggard has been dis-invited to continue efforts at his
heterosexualization. |
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Feb '08
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Tattooed Dick Seduces Surgeon
By: Dawn Ivory
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It seems absurd for anyone who
has had his penis stenciled with ink-filled needles to assert that
having the handiwork photographed is "the most horrible thing I
ever went through in my life." |
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Feb '08
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Cock Tale?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Nothing
makes a homophobe's pecker say howdy quite like watching videos of
guys doing the nasty with each other.... |
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Jan '08
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Peter's Briar Patch?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Peter, darling: Dawn has a few words to reflect upon.... |
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Jan '08
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Lexus, sexus...
By: Dawn Ivory
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It's absurd to think anyone would confuse a cum-hungry Swiss hottie with a two-ton Japanese car that can park itself. |
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Jan '08
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Fuck! Shit!
By: Dawn Ivory
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The Bush administration, after losing a lower court ruling, is suing the Fox Network to prevent broadcast of the words "fuck" and "shit." |
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Jan '08
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Ay-ay-ay-ay
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read a fair amount of American history, but Dolores's comments were a revelation.... |
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Dec '07
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'Jerk-off' Choe
By: Dawn Ivory
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With little to
praise about North Korea, allow Dawn to voice pleasure that its leader evidently defines masculinity as the ability to tumesce upon same-sex genital manipulation... |
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