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August 2001 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Dawn has spent hours loitering in toilets. While waiting for something interesting to happen, many crossword puzzles have been squibbed, books read, ideas contemplated. But Dawn confesses
to often being bored while toilet trawling. So news from Britain about a "Viewrinal" intrigued. Seems some enterprising ad executives have managed to place flat video screens at eye level at
urinals in hundred of bars and nightclubs. (The article in
The Economist did not say what products were being peddled to British pissers.)
While Dawn appreciates the attempt to engage bathroom users, Viewrinals beg the question: why not a screen for those with more time on their hands? Surely those sitting in a stall are a
more captive audience-- why not Toiletvision on the back of stall doors? Perhaps a pay option could be included for those desiring entertainment while they wait on cock. Or maybe an
educational channel so one could improve ones mind if t-room action were a little slow. At the very least, one could peddle toilet tissue, soothing anal cremes, and bowel regularity products to those simply
there to take a dump (and thus, thinking about their assholes).
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