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By
Dawn Ivory
Claiming that "Mississippians values are adjusted very differently than the East and the West," Steve Holland, a legislator from the Pellagra State, has successfully pressured University of Mississippi officials
to ban "sleep-overs" in Ole Miss dorms. Steve worried that "overnight visitors of the opposite sex" would erode Western civilization or bring on godless communism, or some such. (Dawn would not be surprised to learn
that fear of Negro penises near Nordic vulvas doubly inflamed Steve's outrage.)
Fortunately, Steve and his Baptist friends did nothing to ban
same sex "sleep-overs"....
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