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Normally, medical advances sparing people premature death would be welcomed. But some Christians understand that God put microbes on the Earth in order to punish those who rub their naughty bits too much, or in the wrong place.

That explains conservative Christian opposition to the newly developed vaccine for HPV (human papilloma virus, the cause of genital and anal warts) which can lead to various cancers in those infected. Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council (a group which does not do research, but rather interprets the Bible for public policy purposes) said he would not inoculate his own daughter: "It sends the wrong message. Our concern is that this vaccine will be marketed to a segment of the population that should be getting a message about abstinence."

That's telling her, Tony: if the bitch slips up, let agonizing death be her reward. Pansy-assed talk about love and compassion have no place when addressing the evils of sex. Clearly.