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Oh dear. A recent issue of Rochester, New York's homo rag The Empty Closet brings depressing news. "Sgt" Cheryl Franks, the Rochester Police Department's "gay community liaison" (evidently police departments feel no need to tack "lesbian," much less "trans"-anything to their liaison titles) is urging that burg's upright faggotry to assist in arrests of bad queers. "We are family," says Franks, herself evidently unafraid of offending those of us who don't like hearing the f-word sprinkled in talk that young queers might hear. "We need to treat each other with respect," Sgt Franks continues before arriving at her mission statement: "If you have any information about sex in the parks, please let the police know."

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Now, Dawn has heard many respectability-fetish fags cluck about how cocksucking-- which is, after all, what gives us all a bad rep-- should only be indulged in between well-washed sheets at home (preferably owned, not rented) and in private. But Sgt Franks (who presumably eschews cocksucking for the pleasures of pussy licking) urges homos to turn fink and rat out their bush-sex loving brothers.

She continues with her vision of dicklicking's place in the new world order: "It's of the utmost importance that we remove our history of past practices and cultural beliefs into a new millennium [Dawn is struck both by the Sgt's urge to purge history and culture and her spectacularly inarticulate syntax] which lifts us up individually and collectively as a more responsible society, thus refraining from such inappropriate behavior."

What fucked-up quisling-babble. Nothing is more "uplifting" ("individually" and "collectively") than bands of horny men cruising parks and such, eager to rut like dogs. Towns that boast no such scene are done, dull, and dead. If Sgt Franks truly "respected" the "gay community," she'd be working at sponsoring uniform nights at Rochester's meat racks wherein her brothers in blue had a chance to "network" directly with the city's true homo leaders....