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Do you have to be a knucklehead in order to be an editor of a fag paper? So it would seem to read commentary across the country regarding the priest teen diddling scandal. Typical is Richard Walsh of the homo clothing catalog Metro Source. Dick, after worrying that an anti-gay witchhunt in the Church was possible, wrings his hands (no doubt daintily manicured and moisturized) before conceding, "There is no escaping the horror of what has happened to so many young men." Huh? Dick thinks getting blown is a horror? His picture would suggest he is, uh, of a certain age, and thus one would think he'd been on the receiving end of a good BJ and thus would understand why so many teens went back so many times to their priests for more abuse. And why does Dick think we have to wait for an anti-gay witchhunt when it is already well underway?! Almost all the priests being crucified in the press are garden variety homos, attracted to teen flesh like all the rest of the world. Did Dick never have sex as a teen? Perhaps with an older man? Evidently not. Too bad-- maybe an older gent would have given him a BJ that was not "a horror."

Dawn suggests a sexual IQ test be administered to anyone wanting to write about sex. Whoever finds hummers a horror, or who thinks sexuality is switched on when one turns 21 would qualify as a sexual moron and thus be barred from pontificating to others about matters carnal. Dick's sex advice is about as relevant as the Pope's....