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February 1999 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Speaking of the agenda of the Human Rites Fund®, Dawn notes that their quarterly glossy peddles
"Equality Denim Shirts" ($42), "Equality Bears" (stuffed with fluff, not the breathing, hirsute, hefty bar-going
types) ($29), Equality Ties ($45), and four full pages of other "Equality" items. Dawn wouldn't be surprised to read
in tomorrow's newspaper that Kraft Foods has acquired HRF with plans to launch a new line of lavender
processed cheese food, Equality Spread (with chives!), to be smeared on Equality Wafers (baked for
low-cal crispness!) Liz Birch could peddle the morsels on TV, urging viewers to "snack their way to freedom!"
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