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Thanks to the reader who sent Dawn the news clip from the Chicago Sun-Times detailing how security officials at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International have begun crackdowns on t-room sex taking place at the world's busiest airport.

The toilet security detail ostensibly initiated their patrols of the airport's shithouses in search of luggage thieves who supposedly used the crappers as a safe space to rifle through just-pinched suitcases for valuables. Among those arrested was Ed Wall, the board chairman of the Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority, for allegedly having oral sex with another man. (The article did not reveal whether Ed was sucking or being sucked; neither were any details about the length or girth of the orally-attended penis offered, information discerning readers would undoubtedly like to know.) Ed, along with the other arrestees, may find themselves life-long registrants on Georgia's "sexually dangerous persons" list, forever required to notify neighbors, police, and employers of their pariah status.

Instead of hiring cops to arrest toilet-goers simply seeking a little layover relief, or to harass brown-skinned air travelers who make racist fellow-passengers "nervous," would it not be wiser for airport administration to focus their resources on getting the goddamned planes to take off on time with everyone's luggage directed to the proper destination?