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March 2003 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Dawn confesses to having ignored admonitions to buy duct tape and plastic in order to create a "safe room" in the event of a "terrorist" chemical or bio attack. Indeed, Dawn wishes Mr.
Bush would broaden his definition of "security" and spend more time recovering pension funds stolen by billionaires rather than blathering on about how Iraq may use the weapons we sold
them against us (instead of targeting the "right" people). But lest anyone think Dawn a shirker, unconcerned about
Vaterland Sicherheit ( "Homeland Security" in the original German...),
Dawn offers a modest suggestion: when the country is put on "Level Orange" (by those who understand these things), the President and his entire Ministry of Propaganda should be required
to wear all-orange suits as a way to remind the public of just what we're up against....
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Dirty Dishes!
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