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By
Dawn Ivory
Dawn has read that the West Hollywood sheriff's office is working on the case of the missing Jean-Claude Van Damme film
Monaco Forever. In the 1985 flick (Jean-Claude's big screen debut), Mr. Tasty
Ass plays a homo driving a sporty Jaguar who picks up the main character. Dawn was intrigued to hear that not only is the only print of the film gone missing from storage, but that the negative is nowhere to be found at
United Color Lab, either. While some wags suspect an overheated JC fan, Dawn thinks it more likely that the Belgian hunk may not be as comfortable as he claims being pud-pulling pulchritude for pansies-- if Stallone
and Schwarzenegger can busy themselves snapping up copies of their erection-strutting and dope-smoking earlier films, why shouldn't Jean-Claude be a suspect in
Monaco Forever's disappearance?
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