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In other, less cheerful news from Down Under, Dawn has been amused to read that a Sydney store called Myer has decided to close its toilets "due to rampant homosexual activity." A Myer toady named Mark West reports the store's crapper was so popular because it was noted as a sex venue at Squirt.org, which lists thousands of homo hook-up spots around the world. Mark reports regret at "having" to close the store's loo because of "anti-social activity."

Mark has it all wrong. What could possibly be more social than masturbating alongside a stranger? What could be more polite than offering to suck off a guy in visible need? And what a terrible business decision to warn-off the highly-touted upscale gay market!

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awn remembers fondly a trip to Sydney some years back. A few minutes of waiting in the downtown Sheraton's ground floor men's room soon yielded the desired attention from a burly fellow, eager to crowd into Dawn's stall and do what two people do when so sequestered.

After pressing needs were tended to, "Tony" invited Dawn for a "middy of squash." Dawn learned that a "middy" was half a schooner-size glass, and that "squash" was lemonade, Tony's drink of choice since he was an on-duty trucker.

"How'd you ever find this place?" Tony inquired.

"Well," Dawn replied, "we have a Sheraton back home, too...."

Good folks of Sydney, don't get your daks in a knot, don't be such stickbeaks: wherever men take out their dongers, there will be homosex going on. Do not fight it-- give it a burl!