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After watching Cheney v. Lieberman, faggotty talking, plastic-surgery-addicted, right-wing grease spot Gary Bauer wasted no time firing off a press release condemning GOP veep nominee Dick Cheney for his suggestion that gay and lesbian people should be allowed to live.

Dawn has waded through precious Gary's anti-gay claptrap many times before, so nothing in his cock-obsessed rant surprised. Dawn was, however, struck by one of Gary's metaphors: "[blah blah exterminate-the-fags blah blah blah]... and the Republican party must appoint judges who will respect life and insure a place at the table for all children-- born and unborn."

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Now, Dawn has forked out big bucks for a niece's highchair and was impressed by all the straps and pads required now-a-days to ensure at-the-table toddler safety. What must it cost to provide a place at the table for an unborn child! Imagine the IVs, the teensy ventilators, the round-the-clock medical attention. And what are these feti going to do propped-up at the table? They can't feed themselves, and they're not likely to be good conversationalists. Gary needs to think this dinner party thru a bit more....