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By
Dawn Ivory
Jeff Smith, the faggy frugal gourmet, has discovered that boy hustlers can be awfully pricey.
The popular host of a PBS cooking show, Smith has paid off seven men threatening to sue him for allegedly "molesting" them when they were teenagers. The teens-turned-hustlers claim that Smith
"repeatedly" got them drunk and "forced" them to perform "sex acts" back when he was running The Chaplain's Pantry, a catering service. (Smith is an ordained Methodist minister.) The Associated Press says the "damages" could run into "millions" of dollars.
This sorry episode confirms Dawn's theory that it is market forces that actually create child "molestation." If Smith had never made it big, he'd have no money; if he had no money, no lawyer would take a
case against him; with no lawsuits rewarding tearful claims of "abuse," today's "victims" would be left only with memories of a kindly, if perhaps creepy, old man letting them be naughty, drink wine, and get their dicks
sucked. Thus, with no laws encouraging such shakedowns of cocksuckers, we'd have much less "molestation." But since lawyers write the laws, we're all saddled with a system that perverts simple blowjobs into
money-winning kiddie rapes.
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