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Nov '98
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And He Does a Lovely Tongue, Too...
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read that a supermarket butcher in Bishop, California, has been accused of sexual harassment after he, a female stock clerk alleges, chopped the lamb shoulders to resemble "vulvae." |
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Nov '98
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Nurse Sniffs Cash
By: Dawn Ivory
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Speaking of sexual harassment shenanigans... |
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Nov '98
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Say What?!
By: Dawn Ivory
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Donald Dobson, goose-stepping head of the hyper-religious "Focus on the Family," recently ran in intriguing item in his column "Solid Answers" which appears in that groups' newsletter. |
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Oct '98
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Monica Swallows!
By: Dawn Ivory
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Say what you will about Ken Starr, he writes a mean government report! |
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Oct '98
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Disease Before Nudity
By: Dawn Ivory
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Before you give any money to the American Cancer Society, you might want to consider that they evidently have more than enough already. |
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Oct '98
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The Sex Gestapo
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn receives many clips every month that detail case after case of men being sent to prison for years because they were sexually affectionate with willing and eager youth. |
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Oct '98
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Jean-Claude's Fag Flick Goes Missing
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read that the West Hollywood sheriff's office is working on the case of the missing Jean-Claude Van Damme film
Monaco Forever. |
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Oct '98
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Watch Out, China
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read that the US executed more prisoners (74) in 1997 than in any year since 1955 (two years after Julius and Ethel were fried for being commie Jews). |
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Oct '98
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Which Came First, A Big Dick or Gay Confidence?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn is sure readers remember Simon LeVay, the brain-slicing scientist whose un-replicated work concerning the relative size of homo and hetero hypothalmi has been seized upon by pathetic queers eager
to plead we-can't-help-it. |
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Oct '98
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Hope in Smoke Signals
By: Dawn Ivory
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Support for marijuana legalization among college freshmen has grown from 17 percent in 1989 to 35 percent in 1997. |
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Oct '98
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Jehovah's Jailbait
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read that an Alaska man, facing "molestation" charges, protested that he had no idea the babysitter he "molested" was only 15 since she and he were both Jehovah's Witnesses and neither,
therefore, celebrates birthdays. |
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Oct '98
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Fatal BJ
By: Dawn Ivory
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A 34-year-old Australian man was sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison after the woman fellating him-- voluntarily, at least initially-- under water at their local beach drowned. |
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Oct '98
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Network Battle: Poo versus Dump
By: Dawn Ivory
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A Hollywood friend of Dawn's reports that
Daily Variety recently featured a story about the lawsuit filed by the creator of
Ren and Stimpy (the animated gay cat and chihuahua couple) against Comedy
Central's (inexplicable) hit South Park. |
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Oct '98
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Can't We Do Better?
By: Dawn Ivory
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"Much as I think gays should have the same rights as heterosexuals, I want something better for the world than marriage. |
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Oct '98
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Sex Equals Rape, While Beating Equals Discipline
By: Dawn Ivory
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A Florida fellow by the name of Glenn Dotts was found guilty of abusing his two children. |
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Oct '98
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Speech Police Allow "Faggoty"
By: Dawn Ivory
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The Canadian Speech Police (aka, the Judicial Council) has dismissed a misconduct complaint against Supreme Court Justice Ian Binnie over his use of the word "faggoty" in a speech to an Osgoode Hall
Law School fraternity. |
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Oct '98
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Lesbian Cows
By: Dawn Ivory
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According to the Rocky Mountain
News, a Denver company is marketing a device called HeatWatch which alerts farmers when one cow attempts to mount another. |
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Oct '98
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Piss Awful Advice
By: Dawn Ivory
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Why is it that newspapers seem to employ only assholes to write advice columns? |
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Oct '98
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Who Had the Whale Platter?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Options ("Rhode Island's Lesbian and Gay Newsmagazine") carries a restaurant review column titled "Dyke Dining." |
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Sep '98
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How Money-Hungry Lawyers Create Crime
By: Dawn Ivory
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Jeff Smith, the faggy frugal gourmet, has discovered that boy hustlers can be awfully pricey. |
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Sep '98
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If You Can't Walk the Walk...
By: Dawn Ivory
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"[There] was a depressing face-off about Trent Lott's statement [that homosexuality was sinful] on CNN's 'The Larry King Show' between Gary Bauer, head of the conservative Family Research Council,
and openly gay Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts," notes lesbo gadfly Camille Paglia, in a recent column in the on-line
Salon Magazine. |
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Sep '98
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Pussyeater, 24/7
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn admits to not really caring that ABC cancelled "Ellen" and, further, to thinking that protests about the cancelation seemed overly-sensitive and all-too-ready to claim homophobia when the market
may have simply been responding to stale writing. |
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Sep '98
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Homo Drive Nears Goal!
By: Dawn Ivory
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A full report on how the "1998 Homosexual Recruitment Drive" is closing in on its goal of 350,000
new homos before the end of the year. |
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Sep '98
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Tax the Church!
By: Dawn Ivory
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The Associated Press recently ran a blurb about a band called The Electric Amishmen who parody the simple-living Amish folk of Pennsylvania. |
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Sep '98
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Something Special in the Air
By: Dawn Ivory
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A few lucky Spanish students really got their money's worth on a recent charter flight from Portland, Oregon, to Mazatlan. |
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Sep '98
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And the Band Blathered On...
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn found a recent cover of the Human Rites Fund magazine
HRC Quarterly amusing. |
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Sep '98
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What's Old Is What's New
By: Dawn Ivory
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Anti-sex crusaders calling for torture of boy lovers might want to study the tactics employed by their comrades in the old South African army. |
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Sep '98
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'Turn Body Parts Into Cash!'
By: Dawn Ivory
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Neil Pollack, a doctor!, is offering the "first international
mohel training course." (A
mohel is that person who slices off a large portion of a howling infant's penile skin in ritualistic circumcision.) |
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Sep '98
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Life in the Plantation
By: Dawn Ivory
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The US Justice Department reports that law enforcement officials used force (assault, choking, "restraint" by a dog or gun) against 500,000 Americans last year. |
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Sep '98
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Old Fashioned Discipline Needed
By: Dawn Ivory
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To Dawn's desk there comes a clipping from a Boston paper about a 13-year-old boy and an 11-year-old girl from Detroit. |
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