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Jul '02
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Dick dead?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Do you have to be a knucklehead in order to be an editor of a fag paper? So it would seem to read commentary across the country regarding the priest teen diddling scandal. |
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Jul '02
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I'll have what's she's having...
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has noted with approval new Amstel Lite beer commercials showing a blonde babe quaffing the lo-cal brew while sitting sandwiched between a beefy studmuffin and another
girl. |
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Jun '02
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Ordering two large pizzas with anchovies and... mold?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn was startled to read of plans to market "quorn" here in the United States. |
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Jun '02
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Dirt report
By: Dawn Ivory
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For those readers who've put off travel plans to Melbourne, Australia, fearing toilet crime, rest easy: Melbourne police have concluded "Operation Dalliance" wherein over 104 men
were arrested on 299 counts of pee-pee touching and such. |
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May '02
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Why bother?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn is not a fan of the TV show "Will & Grace," identifying neither with the faggotry of Jack nor the prudishness of Will. But perhaps the show's writers aren't as clueless as their homo characters. |
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May '02
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What the world needs now...
By: Dawn Ivory
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A recent issue of the Seattle Gay News arrived on Dawn's desk last month. Therein was found a letter "appalled" at the TV show "South Park." |
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Apr '02
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Kids: Do not try this at home
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn receives many clips every month about high school students sex high jinks not surprising, since newspapers are eager to splash teen sex in their pages to give readers what they want. |
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Apr '02
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D'oh!
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn frequently has occasion to look at
Featurettes, a glossy periodical that aims to supply ready-made news items for small, weekly papers looking to fill space. |
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Apr '02
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Stuffed cabbage, anyone?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Thanks to the thoughtful reader who sent Dawn a squib from
The Economist about the Thai government's plans to promote Thai restaurants around the world, figuring that exposure to that nation's tasty, spicy cuisine
will redound to Bangkok's benefit. |
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Mar '02
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Extra crispy racism?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Thanks to the reader who sent Dawn a clip about a Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, grocery store that apologized for advertising a special on fried chicken in honor of Black History Month. |
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Mar '02
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Fucking rubs the wrong way
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn is all for a diversity of sexual options. Thus, frottage-promoter Bill Weintraub's on-line (available at www.heroichomosex.com/crw/frot/365gay.html) protestation that homos
are over-focused on anal sex intrigued. |
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Mar '02
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Who to dupe?
By: Dawn Ivory
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According to a press release that reached Dawn's desk, "in the immediate wake of the first human embryo cloning by Advanced Cell Technology, Inc., a gay man has announced his bid
to be among the first humans to be cloned..." |
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Mar '02
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August company
By: Dawn Ivory
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The US is a party to International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights which seeks to protect children's rights. |
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Feb '02
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In remembrance
By: Dawn Ivory
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A New York reader was kind enough to send Dawn a link to www.queercompany.com, said reader's "new favorite gay site." |
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Feb '02
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A blow for education
By: Dawn Ivory
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Thanks to the Boston reader who turned Dawn onto "classic WaiWai" (whatever that is) |
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Feb '02
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MYOB
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read that neighbors in Brantley Harbor, a toney subdivision of Orlando, are trying to have half a dozen "attractive young men" evicted from their house after a neighborhood boy's stray water balloon broke their
window. |
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Jan '02
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Roy Cohn would be proud
By: Dawn Ivory
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John Ashcroft, the proto-Nazi who serves as Attorney General, has directed all police agencies to "invite" local men of Arab descent in for questioning about their political and religious beliefs. |
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Jan '02
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The crime of pee pee touching
By: Dawn Ivory
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According to police, a 51-year-old New Jersey resident likes talking dirty to children. In April, he acknowledged making obscene phone calls to 12 girls, ranging in age from 8 to 14, and pleaded guilty to multiple counts of
child endangerment (which sounds so much worse than "talking dirty on the phone"). |
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Jan '02
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Homos brave the air
By: Dawn Ivory
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According to polling data from something called the Witeck-Combs/Harris Interactive study, homos are more likely to travel post 9/11 than scairdy cat heteros. |
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Dec '01
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News from the bishoprics
By: Dawn Ivory
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Augsburg Publishers is touting their latest release with the teaser, "discover what two old bishops are saying about sex." |
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Dec '01
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Crybaby of the month
By: Dawn Ivory
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Not a day goes by without news of somebody (usually with the help of a "therapist") learning to remember that they were sexually "abused" as a youth by someone who just happens to now be wealthy. |
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Nov '01
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The horror, the horror...
By: Dawn Ivory
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The Stranger, Seattle's alternative rag, devoted an entire issue this summer to things homo. Included therein was an outstanding essay by Sarah Vowell, a
self-proclaimed "straight, single, childless, peace-loving woman in her 30s." |
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Nov '01
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Idiot seeds
By: Dawn Ivory
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The folks at the political humor magazine Funny
Times recently sent Dawn a package of seeds promising to yield a "Global Warming Bush" if planted
correctly. |
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Nov '01
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Crybaby of the month
By: Dawn Ivory
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Cannon Hawkins, 21, now a junior at Brown University, has filed suit against his prep school, Groton, because they allegedly did not protect him from "sexual assault." |
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Oct '01
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It takes one to know one?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Tennis champ Goran Ivanisevic is a clod-- humpy, sexy when sweaty, but still a clod. |
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Oct '01
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Those nasty buttfuckers!
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn confesses to not knowing who Charles Kaiser is. A web search suggests he's a author and a political hack (Go, Democrats, Go!), but Dawn first met Chuck as the writer of "The Last Word,"
The Advocate's antepenultimately paged opinion piece. |
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Oct '01
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Still number one
By: Dawn Ivory
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Despite some local declines, the number of US citizens (now sort of
ex-citizens) in jail, on parole, or on probation reached record levels last year. Six and a half million people, one out of every 32 adults, is currently
classified as "criminal," by far the highest rate in the world. |
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Sep '01
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AOL- Snooping on you
By: Dawn Ivory
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America On Line, the anti-gay cyber biz that inexplicably has millions of homo users, has admitted to using "web bugs" to monitor users' viewing habits and histories. |
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Sep '01
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Touché, Mademoiselle
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has read of an advertising trend in France termed "porno chic" wherein nude and semi-nude women are used in sexual imagery that would seem shocking in the US, hinting at lesbianism, S&M, and
menage a trois's (or more!). |
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Sep '01
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Euro porn
By: Dawn Ivory
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